So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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