Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You can't motorboat a personality
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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