How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So vagazzling was a success
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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