Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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