Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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