question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
