I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I just want to make out with him forever
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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