It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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