Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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