he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
ttyl tear gas
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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