why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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