if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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