what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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