"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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