HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
