absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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