I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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