Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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