FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
