Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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