Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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