I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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