Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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