my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Randomize
