your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
that may or may not have been my penis.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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