I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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