Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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