Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize