so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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