I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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