Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize