It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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