my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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