Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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