I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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