I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
soo... how was my night?
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