He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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