At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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