I want to have your abortion
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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