I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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