That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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