...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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