No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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