It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
