OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
id be glad to
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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