Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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