make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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