just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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