Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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