if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
im on a boat
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