So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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