And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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