You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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