I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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