Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
